Carl slammed my car door with his right hand before removing his left hand  from danger. The door latched, he couldn't pull his hand from between the door and it's frame. He was jumping around so fast  it was difficult to grab the door handle to open it. But it was hard to open because it was closed on his hand, like sprung open a little. I've never heard words like that before. Opened the door and his hand squirted blood all over me.
Took a few stitches.

Submitted by Ed Sanders